Saturday, July 22, 2017


My Man, my 80 year old man, fell backwards into the irrigation ditch this morning. 

While irrigating, he flew backwards real fast, when a dam stay came out unexpectedly easy! 
When he came into the house sopping wet, my mind flashed a parallel to the feral wimpy ass boy punks who dominate the news. They get paid to be rude, obnoxious, and extra whiny shrill bitchy about our President and good folks like "My Man."
Betcha while Chuck was out doing an honest day's work, they were reading Saul Alinsky to get their marching orders on how to destroy President Trump...and My Man.
The only mumbling from Chuck was, "Lost my hat. But, when we stop pulling water it'll show up." 
Thank GOD there are a few "My Mans" left on this earth. 
The self-absorbed feral wimpy ass boy punks see not the My Mans who support them. They believe Obama pulls bucks out of his personal bank account to feed, clothe and shelter them. 
They don't do a "damn" thing, while My Man does the dam thing.

By Roni Bell 
Chuck Sylvester on his good horse Wolf with his good dog Miss Dulce Rose

Sunday, July 16, 2017


Sure. I'd love to see this Breaking News header! Wouldn't you? 
Maybe the 62 million of us who voted for President Donald Trump should file a class action "Nuisance suit" against each individual whose actions fit this definition: 
Nuisance suit:
A legal action to redress harm arising from the use of one's property.
The two types of nuisance are private nuisance and public nuisance. A private nuisance is a civil wrong; it is the unreasonable, unwarranted, or unlawful use of one's property in a manner that substantially interferes with the enjoyment or use of another individual's property, without an actual Trespass or physical invasion to the land. A public nuisance is a criminal wrong; it is an act or omission that obstructs, damages, or inconveniences the rights of the community.
Individuals including Barack Obama, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumer, James Comey, Loretta Lynch, Nancy Pelosi, many Hollywooders and rogue judges are deliberately denying good people their right to work and enjoy the fruits of their labor.
Yes. We know they're trying to overthrow us, and destroy America. Their action history bears that out. Because they're knowingly creating the vile toxic spill that's jeopardizing human health and safety they should be held accountable.
Any attorneys out there with enough smarts and chutzpah to start a "Nuisance suit?"

Monday, July 3, 2017


Wanted! David Mamet! 
Would love for a playwright - the caliber of David Mamet - to write a short play.
I humbly submit that the main character should be an elderly lady whose life is patterned after mine. 
Why's that?
I've bookended my city life as a farm girl. And therefore understand both. 
There's a huge difference between income farming and hobby farming. Income farming does not wait for the runny nose, protesting, weather, feelings or politics.
You "get the work done first," and always, before you play! This ritual is non-negotiable!
Hobby farming is cute, experimental, and one's income is not dependent on the outcome.
Fresh off the farm, the first thing that hit me in the city was the blinding light that bounced off my naivety. Which I still have a lot of today.
The second thing I noticed was the disconnect between the city folk and the country folk.
But at the least, I still heard stories, "Oh yes. I remember spending summers at grandma and grandpa's helping with the haying."
Today, I hear, "Shut up! I'm not interested in your hay!"
Other characters in the play would a pot bellied redneck, veteran who rides a Harley, and city dwellers including a middle aged male actor who hates farmers, a tattooed young female who loves abortions, a bitchy middle aged female politician, and a young male who claims to be funny and gender fluid but is neither.
Like Steve Allen's brilliant "Meeting of the Minds," these disparate characters would agree to meet.
Of course David Mamet would be my dream choice to write this. Why? I believe David is the only living playwright who's objective and clear-headed enough to flesh out each character with accuracy, and tell the story with honesty!
It is a story begging to be told, and a connection yearning to begin.

Saturday, July 1, 2017


Raskin Democrats Refuse to Serve You

Rep. Jamie Raskin (D Md.) introduced a bill that would create a congressional oversight commission -  for the purpose of declaring President Donald Trump incapacitated; even though the 25th Amendment does not state who has the power to declare a President incapacitate.
Please remember: You, the U.S. Citizen Constituent, are both the “customer and employer” of elected officials. You elect them and pay their salary. 
An elected official’s political beliefs does not make it acceptable for them to discriminate. Yet this is exactly what Rep. Raskin asks of his Democrat colleagues.
Why is Raskin asking his colleagues to discriminate? Apparently because he doesn’t like the President of the United States, Donald J. Trump…or Republicans. 
Raskin Democrats point at Republicans and President Trump as their excuse for not serving you. If they stand by this excuse, they are guilty of illegal discrimination.
For as you well know, private sector people are sued, heavily fined, and driven out of business for nebulous, lessor discriminations.
As defined in the oath elected officials take, they are to serve you without mental reservation or purpose of evasion. They are to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
Yet, with mental reservation Raskin Democrats evade service and refuse to support and defend you against all enemies, foreign and domestic.
Raskin Democrats, too busy playing with their feelings, ignore your work orders to: Secure the border, implement fair trade, beef up national defense, balance the budget, protect private property rights, reform taxation, tend to our veterans and more.  
The more Raskin Democrats obstruct your rights and equal justice under the law, the bigger they grow as dangerous public nuisances; perhaps even domestic enemies?
Their obstructive discrimination is offensive, costly, and dehumanizing, and significantly jeopardizes your health, safety, peace, comfort and convenience.
Sixty million voters should be able to persuade Raskin Democrats to stop being public nuisances and start filling their work orders.  But how? Withhold paychecks? What?
If you think Raskin Democrats should be held liable for harming you, please share.  
That'd be a terrific start! 
Thank you. 

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Fascism Came and Parked Its Fat Ass on My Life

Fascism Came and Parked Its Fat Ass on My Life

Each morning I awake pondering, “What can I possibly write that will help the layperson get a better understanding of reality?” 
Each night my last thought is, “What can I do to encourage vile behaving people become thoughtful loving people?”
Still at a loss, it just now hit! Pick one thing that is begging to be addressed. And that is the gross misuse of the word Fascism.
People flip about the word fascism like so many stale pancakes. 
Puffed up as self-appointed authorities on everything, they blah, blah on and on, “So and so’s a fascist!”  Most I’ve witnessed have so little real knowledge about fascists, they see not their self-describing…as a fascist!
Bear with me here. Not being college educated, you won’t read any big fancy words, verbal gymnastics or legalize. What I’ll try to relate instead, is my truth. My truth as in how fascism came and parked its fat ass on my life!
Let's start with the bare bones definition of fascism. Fascism is denied use of property. 
An example: A fascist will help themselves to your car. They won’t “steal” it. They’ll just inform you, “You can’t use it.” 
You're still held to making payments and taking care of the insurance and maintenance, while they drive it. 
When they return your car, it's an un-drivable pile of junk. They'll arrogantly state, “Sue me. I have the DOJ (Department of Justice) on my side.”
How do they get the DOJ on their side? Usually by partnering with bureaucrats (aka government employees and elected officials). 
The very foundation of America is built on the right to acquire and enjoy private property. This right is what makes America a desirous place to thrive in.  
Though fascists equally enjoy that right, they have some kind of tic in their brain that makes them want to deny YOU that right!
Property rights include freedom of speech, right to bear arms, the song/joke/play/book you wrote, choice of doctor or school, and opportunity to toil in the soil or play on a stage.
Why deny one use of their property rights? If your bent is to “control” your neighbor and seize their property, it's the sneakiest, quietest, most effective way to do so.
I understand Domestic Resource Providers (DRP) better than other industries, so I’ll use them as an example of Property Owners who are fascist targets. 
Because DRP – aka logger, fisherman, farmer, rancher, energy provider - generally own Property that holds valuable land, water, gas, oil or mineral resources, they’ve been a main target of fascists for years. Fascists lust over DRP Property! 
Although fascists deploy many ingenious actions to seize control of DRP Property, here are three main ways: Endangered Species Act (ESA), Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), and Monument Designations.

But first, they Trespass!

Please own this fact! No one, including government employees, may access your property without your permission, a warrant, or extenuating circumstances like fire and a ditch rider. Accessing one's property without their permission is trespass. Trespass is illegal!
It’s unlikely a fascist gets permission from a Private Property Owner before they jump on their Property and begin denying its use. 
And everyone knows how cavalier some bureaucrats are about tromping onto private property without Owner's permission! 
So the first step a fascist takes, is an illegal one into trespass!
Trespass includes physical presence, drones and google earth. They can be considered relatively innocent until the fascist includes Property in their propaganda. 
Using other people’s property is how fascists get government grants and other contributions that build and sustain their power and revenue stream.
If Property is on Federal Land, fascists begin a trespass when they gather samples of Property's water, take photographs, measure forage stubble height and meddle with gates, fences and easements. 
Again. This would be innocuous if they didn’t use Property in their propaganda materials.
Everyone knows it’s against the law to use another’s Property without their permission! But they do it anyway. 
When they FOIA government, they’re not supposed to get Proprietary Information. But they do! Otherwise, how do fascists gain access to your physical address and personal business dealings?  While they enjoy anonymity. 
Their bureaucrat partners enjoy immunity and DOJ protections. 
Now you know why a fascist/bureaucrat partnership is one sly way to seize control of Property.
Some private entities even file for Metropolitan Utility District (MUD) status, just so they can flex the muscle of eminent domain and or condemnation, and collect taxes.

Endangered Species Act

Fascists misuse the Endangered Species Act by claiming something on Property “might be vulnerable, threatened, endangered.” They order shut down of grazing, tilling, drilling etc. while they take a “look see.” The look see goes on into perpetuity! They’ve won, the minute they’ve denied use of Property.
To backup my claims, check out these things: Spotted Owl denied logging, faux Salmon denied fishing and land Ag, common Preble’s mouse and polar bears denied resource production and building of needed facilities, Sage Grouse denied grazing and Whooping Cranes deny agriculture water.
Please be acutely cognizant of the fact that fascists factor everything into their equation, including: Schedule meetings, tours and testimonies during the busiest seasons for the Domestic Resource Provider. 
Fascists are PAID to set up meetings etc. DRP LOSE money. Fascists KNOW this and use it well to wear down DRP.
The Fascist will drag DRP into litigations, and kill their revenue source by denying them use of their property.  Property Owner becomes so physically, mentally and financially exhausted they’re left with one choice: Give up!  
You won’t see one, not one “Here’s how to increase your profit margin” hawker address the diminished profit margin caused by fascist actions. 
Fascism is particularly onerous to price receivers like a cow-calf producer.
It’s classic Wall Street Hostile Takeover 101.

Environmental Protection Agency (EPA)

Here, the Property Owner gets slammed with so many unconstitutional regulations, the fascists seize property via “regulatory takings.”
Again, I remind you, the first thing a fascist does before they slap on a regulation, is break the law by trespassing. 
Long ago fascists seized control of the EPA. Since, they use it to choke down DRP using the Waters of the U.S, Clean Water Act, wetlands, emissions, Climate Change and more.
I could elaborate in detail, but for now, I’ll leave you with this fact: There are innocent individuals whose lives have been absolutely destroyed, due to EPA trespass and subsequent “made up” regulations.
Note: A “judge’s decision” is NOT law. A “regulation” is NOT law. Only State General Assemblies and Congress can make law. Period!

Monument Designations

If a President of the United States wants to “make a deal” with a personal contributor (like Bill Clinton did trading S. Central Utah for contributions from Indonesians), their ultra-liberal voter base or whatever, all they have to do is make sweeping land mass declarations that exceed the defines of the Antiquities Act.
As part of their psychological warfare, fascists used to appoint females (I don’t know if they still do.) as monument directors. Why? Monuments are always in wide open spaces mostly inhabited with well-mannered cowboys who’d never deck a woman.
Though I could continue on, and in more detail, I’ll stop here with an assignment for you. Some celebrities who own more than say 1 acre include Mark Ruffalo, Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, Martha Stewart, Julia Roberts, Barbra Streisand, Michael Keaton, Robert Redford, Meryl Streep, Rosanne Barr, Sheryl Crow and Ted Turner.
Your assignment is to figure out why none (to our knowledge) have ever been subjected to fascists denying them use of their property. 
Have fascists ever planted wolves on their property? Or claimed to have found a vulnerable plant or critter, coerced them into a conservation easement, charged them with a regulation violation or  designated their Property as a wetland or monument? 
Have fascists trespassed their property barking alleged permit violations at them? 
Here’s what I can guarantee you. If any one of the before mentioned had to contend with fascists, equal to what our DRP's deal with, they wouldn't have one minute to sing, act, play in the dirt, or ridicule and scold Domestic Resource Providers! 
See if you can find out their secret. The one that prevents fascism from parking its fat ass on their lives. Domestic Resource Providers will be eager to use it! I know I sure will!

Thank you.