THIS SHIT'S GOTTA STOP

This Shit's Gotta Stop! 
Lost count of meetings I've attended that were called by bureaucrats in want of sage grouse playgrounds, piping plover watering pans and wolf plantings where they can dine on livestock. 
Only once did I witness a rancher rise up and state firmly, "This shit's gotta stop. And it's going to stop right here!" 
His action delayed bureaucrats from plopping bighorn sheep in the Sweetwater Rocks.
We all know that "wild things" roamed the entire United States of America.
What you don't know, is that not one celebrity's life has been interrupted by a bureaucrat, wanting their backyard for a buffalo corridor.
For if, as examples, Bill Maher, Joy Behar, Chuck Schumer, Elizabeth Warren, Barbra Streisand, Jimmy Kimmel, Governor Brown, Nancy Pelosi, Madonna or Harry Reid had to spend as much time as we do, going to meetings, wading through paperwork, testifying at the capitol and more...just to "protect their property," they wouldn't have time to "ha, ha, ha" at us!
I urge each property owner on federal and deeded, to head off the bureaucrats and stop the shit.
Here's how:
Post this No Trespassing sign; make damn sure each individual wanting access to your property fill out and sign a Property Admittance Agreement; if they're a government employee, demand they fill out and sign a Public Servants Questionnaire.
Look over slick and glossy little wildlands/historic this or that brochures, get the contact info for "individuals" involved, and send each a "Demand to Remove Property References."
*No one...and I do mean NO ONE may access your property without your permission.
Go post this No Trespassing sign NOW!
Stop this shit!
Thank you.
*No one - Of course there are extenuating circumstances.