President Obama is a terrible cowboy.
He keeps trying to sign on to our bunch. We keep trying to send him packing.
He rides (so slappy in the saddle one could make checker moves between his butt and saddle) in front of the herd, shoves calves through barbed wire fences, uses sparse drinking water to wash his face, whines about the food the ranch hand's 80 year old mom makes then drives all the way out to the neverlands... and more.
He's worn out the herd (dropping their weights and market values), cut up the baby calves until we ran out of Cut `n Heal, left the wranglers trigger thirsty, and worst of all...he put the cook on the fight!
I just want to put him on a Cervi bucking horse, and watch him put a spur to that!
You speak of things here only folks that have actual experience with roundups and ranch operations - folks that know you keep the horse facing the cattle that want to cut from the bunch and not turn to the blind side of the horse to chase them back to the herd when they cut to run. Too bad the vast majority of the country can't understand what is being said here - they still think milk comes from a cartoon..............er, I mean carton...........Ric