Wednesday, February 9, 2011


Just like the Scorpion in the story about the Scorpion and the frog, Obama will be a remarkably good little boy these next two years.
His campaign mantra will be: "Here. Just get on my back. I'll carry you across all deep waters."
We'll say, "No. You'll sting us half way across, and we'll die."
He'll counter, "No I won't. Trust me. I care about you."
We'll hop on his back, and half way through 2013, he'll sting us.
Sinking, we'll cry out with our dying breathes, "You stung us! You promised you wouldn't. Why?"
He'll shrug and say, "It's my nature. Once a Scorpion, always a Scorpion."

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